Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wisdom #1

Ain't nothin' been perfect since the Garden of Eden.

Commentary to follow.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Secret Initiatives

I feel victimized by the popularity of funnypeopleblog.  Yes, there have been a number of initiatives since my last post, but we've been unable to publish them due to their clandestine nature.  GOVERNMENT STUFFWouldn't expect you to understand.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

New Initiative!

Well, Whooray for Whores! has been a big fizzle. I've turned my
attention to the new, "My Focus is on My Feet" initiative. So far,
it's actually going great.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Live child calm
Make no hurt

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

rosenthal sucks


Until the ONE I just left, there was only ONE comment left on this board since the beginning, like MORE (2 hyperlinks in there. Can you find them? Play at home!) than a year ago.

Here's an Idea!

We should tell the story of the funnypeople roomDocument it for Historical Purposes.

RE: Wiki Me!

I am used to being mocked in my own time.  Very used to it.

From: Jen
Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 5:18 PM
To: mszd
Subject: Re: Wiki Me!
Wow.  Deep.

--- On Wed, 9/2/09, mszd wrote:

From: mszd Subject: Wiki Me!
To: jen
Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 5:16 PM
I just did my first Wiki Answer.  I’m sure you’ll enjoy it:
It’s about time I exerted my authority.
“Decay is inherent in all compounded things.
                Strive on with diligence.”
             -- The Buddha's last words

Jen! Jen!

You made it! I'm so proud!

"Decay is inherent . . . "

Hi Dad

Hi dad!  I finally got in!  Now it's time to share all your wisdom with me.  WHOORAY!!!!

Disappointing News

Confirming that Billy Graham will not be co-sponsoring the "Whooray
for Whores" initiative.
sent to the funnypeopleblog from my iPhone! how cool is that?
"Decay is inherent . . . "

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


Well, the overall response to funnypeopleblog's new Whooray for Whores! initiative can best be described as undewhelming. ¿Is no one out there? Does NO ONE  

 (that was a hyperlink)


Wednesday, July 22, 2009


Well, here's a bit of good news! After laying dormant since April 4, 2008, the funnypeopleblog is pleased and proud to announce it's new association with the Whooray for Whores! Initiative. WfW! founder Jennifer S. (noted co-founder of the current funnypeople blog and the seminal, funnypeople room on has long been a proponent of silent-letter alliteration, and feels that whores are the perfect population for launching what is expected to become a movement worthy of coverage in, at least, "People," or, maybe on "Entertainment Tonight." Whooray for Whores!, we say. And you'll be saying it, too, when the funnypeople and the whores get together in support of the American Way of Life. Thank you.
-- Michael S., noted co-co-founder-founder

Friday, April 4, 2008

Date with Rosenthal

So, how'd it go? You should live and be happy; I should point out that my daughter, Jen, the apple of my eye, finishing her senior year of college while also completing her first year of grad school, political science, had a date with Rosenthal. A Jew. Gesundheit, as it were. So, how'd it go?

Watch This Space

The "Contemplative Me." I've been thinking. It might be the right time for us to start writing.