Wisdom #1

Ain't nothin' been perfect since the Garden of Eden.

Commentary to follow.

Alone Again

naturally

Secret Initiatives

I feel victimized by the popularity of funnypeopleblog.  Yes, there have been a number of initiatives since my last post, but we've been unable to publish them due to their clandestine nature.  GOVERNMENT STUFF.  Wouldn't expect you to understand.

New Initiative!

Well, Whooray for Whores! has been a big fizzle. I've turned my
attention to the new, "My Focus is on My Feet" initiative. So far,
it's actually going great.

Live child calm
Make no hurt

rosenthal sucks

CoMMents

Until the ONE I just left, there was only ONE comment left on this board since the beginning, like MORE (2 hyperlinks in there. Can you find them? Play at home!) than a year ago.

Here's an Idea!

We should tell the story of the funnypeople room.  Document it for Historical Purposes.

RE: Wiki Me!

I am used to being mocked in my own time.  Very used to it.

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From: Jen
Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 5:18 PM
To: mszd
Subject: Re: Wiki Me!

Wow.  Deep. --- On Wed, 9/2/09, mszd wrote: From: mszd Subject: Wiki Me! To: jen Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 5:16 PM I just did my first Wiki Answer.  I’m sure you’ll enjoy it: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_godspeed_get_capitalized&updated=1&waNoAnsSet=1 It’s about time I exerted my authority. Dad “Decay is inherent in all compounded things.                 Strive on with diligence.”              -- The Buddha's last words

Jen! Jen!

You made it! I'm so proud!

"Decay is inherent . . . "

Hi Dad

Hi dad!  I finally got in!  Now it's time to share all your wisdom with me.  WHOORAY!!!!

Disappointing News

Confirming that Billy Graham will not be co-sponsoring the "Whooray
for Whores" initiative.
Michael
sent to the funnypeopleblog from my iPhone! how cool is that?
"Decay is inherent . . . "

Whooray?

Well, the overall response to funnypeopleblog's new Whooray for Whores! initiative can best be described as undewhelming. ¿Is no one out there? Does NO ONE  
 (that was a hyperlink)

care???

WHOORAY FOR WHORES! Initiative

Well, here's a bit of good news! After laying dormant since April 4, 2008, the funnypeopleblog is pleased and proud to announce it's new association with the Whooray for Whores! Initiative. WfW! founder Jennifer S. (noted co-founder of the current funnypeople blog and the seminal, funnypeople room on aol.com) has long been a proponent of silent-letter alliteration, and feels that whores are the perfect population for launching what is expected to become a movement worthy of coverage in, at least, "People," or, maybe on "Entertainment Tonight." Whooray for Whores!, we say. And you'll be saying it, too, when the funnypeople and the whores get together in support of the American Way of Life. Thank you.
-- Michael S., noted co-co-founder-founder